Friday, April 13, 2007

The Following Take Place Betweeen 10PM and 11PM...

Andy Morris found himself in a dark room tied up to a chair. The Student Action chair appeared in front of him.

"You're very crafty Mr. Morris," she said, "but you're not getting out of this." She put five guards in the room with Morris who stood silently with guns drawn and pointed at Morris' head.

Andy Ratto showed up at SQUELCH! headquarters.

"It's good to see you Ratto," said O'Connor, "Things haven't been good since you left."

"What do you want me to do?" asked Ratto.

"We need you to figure out what Student Action is up to. The day's almost over and we think their biggest plan has yet to come to fruition."

The Student Action senators sat planning their next move . With Morris finally out of the picture they were finally able to complete their plans uninhibited.

"We need to make a big statement," said one of the Senators, "People need to know that we control the school and we can't be messed with. These SQEULCH! people have been criticising our practices and we can't allow any dissent! You all know what we need to do."

Andy Ratto showed up at Student Action headquarters and began to look around. He saw the senators quickly leave the room but hid behind a chair so as not to be spotted. With the senators gone, he walked over to one of the laptops left in the room. He was able to quickly break the password and began to examine the files inside.

Lauren Karasek sat in her office drinking a bottle of Whisky. She coudn't believe that the threat had not been stopped yet. She recieved a knock on her door.

"Come in," she said.

The Student Action chair walked into the room. "I'd like to declare a truce," she said.

Karasek was relieved to here this. She offered some whisky to the chair who politely declined.

"I'm glad we could come to an agreement," said Karasek. But as she spoke the Student Action senators walked into the room.

"What's going on?" asked Karasek.

But the Student Action senators began to walk towards her. She tried to run but was grabbed by the senators. They took her to the window and stuck her out.

"Goodbye Ms. Karasek," said the Student Action chair.

Lauren Karasek screamed as she fell ten stories and splattered on the concrete below.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

These things are getting unrealistic, Morris...everyone knows the Jaime Hirashi and I can't carry on a civilized conversation...and that I don't drink brown alcohol.

Ben N. said...

Lauren died as she lived: intoxicated, screaming, and probably inappropriately clothed.