Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The Following Takes Place between 8PM and 9PM...

John O'Connor learned of the destruction of the Campanile and assumed Morris was dead. Although upset, he knew there were bigger forces at play and decided it was time to interrogate the Student Action senators. He grabbed Joe Rothberg and they entered the room where the senators were being held.

Rothberg led the questioning. He grabbed a senator and yelled, "Where is the name brand candidate machine?" The senator defiantly yelled, "I'm not going to tell you!" Rothberg quickly grabbed the senator's hand and deftly broke one of his fingers. The senator looked up and spit in Rothberg's face. "This isn't working," Rothberg said to O'Connor, "Bring out the big guns."

Andy Morris climbed out of a pile of rubble at the base of where the Campanile once stood. Because of his SQUELCH! training, Morris was able to brace himself and survive the collapse of the building. He ran off the campus and headed towards telegraph avenue.

John O'Connor entered the room where the senators were being held. He had a bow and arrow in hand. He pointed to a single dot on the other side of the room, drew back the bow and hit the spot dead on.

"I am incredibly skilled at using this bow and arrow," he announced, "I can pierce any internal organ and provide you with more pain than you have ever felt in your life without actually killing you."

He aimed his arrow at one of the Student Action senator's kidneys. "I'm going to count to three," he began, "One. Two. Thr..." "Wait!" said the senator. "The machine is in the the basement of Evans!"

"And how do we stop the polling places from exploding when we vote SQUELCH!?" Rothberg asked.

"It's a simple virus," explained the senators. "Just extract the virus using this code." The senators then went on with some technical jargon and O'Connor entered the command.

Immediately his cell phone, "O'Connor, it's Morris."

"It's great to hear from you, we assumed you were dead. We need you to go to the basement of Evans to find the candidate machine!"

Morris ran over to Evans and entered the basement. He looked around and saw the machine. He called O'Connor, "The machine is here, I'll destroy it immediately."

O'Connor was pleased and as a sign of gratitude, let the student action senators leave SQUELCH! headquarters.

Morris placed a small explosive at the base of the machine and effectively destroyed Student Action's abilities to create name brand candidates.

But as he was leaving the building, Morris spotted a computer. He turned it on and saw a file that caught his eye.

He opened it. "Damn it!" yelled Morris and he immediately called O'Connor.

"We have a problem," said Morris, "it seems that Student Action has more plans up there sleeves. This seems to be the worse yet. I have evidence here that the Lower Sproul Fee is really just providing funding to continue Student Action's nuclear capabilities somewhere in lower sproul."

"Shit," said O'Connor. "We probably shouldn't have let them go."

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