The Following Takes Place between 11AM and 12PM...

As Andy Morris drives to the office of the ASUC president, the president is being removed from the office. The Vice President is sworn in as the new leader and sends for the head of Student Action. "Our attack on the SQUELCH! headquarters was a failure," explains the vice president, "but our other plan of attack seems to be working perfectly."

A freshman girl sits downs at the polling place for her first ASUC election. After 2 weeks of being constantly bombarded with flyers and false promises, she seems to be somewhat disillusioned with the whole election process. In the end, she decided to vote for SQUELCH! not only because of their impressive platform of giving money back to student groups and free speech but because betting on the neon blue dildo during SQUELCH's annual vibrator races greatly improved her self esteem. She submits her choices but is surprised to see the message, "WRONG CHOICE" appear on her screen. Her confusion is short lived however. The girl hears a loud noise and a flash of light and within seconds her internal organs and circulatory system are splattered on Upper Sproul. The Student Action candidates campaigning in the nearby area casually walk by to take pictures and submit a suit against the illegal splattering of blood within 100 feet of a polling place.

Andy Morris arrives at the office of the ASUC President with his team behind him led by SQUELCH! Presidential candidate Joe Rothberg. They storm into the building and approach the secretary's desk. "We need to see the president now!" yells Morris. "I'm sorry," replies the secretary, "he is no longer in power. The Vice President has taken his position." "Damn it!" screams Morris, "We need to get into his office! The Vice President is a traitor... You're gunna have to trust me!" The secretary looked calmly at Morris, said "I know," and pulled out a gun. "You're coming with me," she said. Rothberg quickly pulled out his weapon and stepped in front of Morris, but not quick enough to avoid a gun shot to the shoulder. "Get him out of here!" yells Morris, "I'm the one that they want!" As the SQUELCH! team grabbed Joe and took him out of the building, Morris was placed in restraints and taken to the office of the Vice President.

Timmy Johnson, a young boy not more than 10 years old limps down Sproul wearing a SQUELCH! button. He was in Berkeley for the week visiting his older brother and had become stricken by the the antics of SQUELCH! Although he didn't understand the issues, he wore his button with pride and hoped to one day become a full member of the SQUELCH! party. The boy's self esteem had been low his whole life because of an illness he had contracted as an infant which gave him his distinct limp. But his time in Berkeley with SQUELCH! had made Timmy realize that there was still good in the world. But as he walked through Berkeley he ran into a member of Student Action. She looked at Timmy's button and asked, "Why are you wearing that?" Timmy replied, "Because the SQUELCH! members are my friends and I want to support them." The Student Action member looked at the boy with fire in her eyes and said, "Actions Speak Louder than Words" as she shot poor Timmy Johnson in the head. Underlings holding tall signs dragged the boy's body to an undisclosed location.