Sunday, April 15, 2007

The Following Takes Place between 4AM and 5AM...

The judicial council was sitting wait for the defendant to arrive. They knew most of the facts of the case and were ready to make a controversial decision.

Andy Morris arrived with the Student Action chair.

The trial began.

The chair spoke about doing good for the Berkeley community and talked about SQUELCH!'s role in the events of the day.

But the judicial council saw through her lies.

Andy Ratto stepped up to the stand and presented the data he had taken from the Student Action computer ealier.

He proved that Student Action was responsible for the bombings of poll places earlier today as well as the murder of many students as well as the murder of Timmy Johnson. Everything had been planned out carefully but Student Action didn't expect the opposition of SQUELCH! to bring them down.

The judicial council went to discuss the case.

They came out with a decision: "We have decided that all of Student Action is guilty. The entire Student Action slate has been disqualified from all races."

The Student Action chair stood up and screamed, "If I'm going down, you're all coming with me!"

She then ran out of the room before anyone could stop her.

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