Sunday, April 15, 2007

The Following Takes Place between 5AM and 6AM...

Andy Morris ran out of the room to chase after the Student Action chair. He followed her to lower Sproul and into the tunnel in there. She entered a room and Morris saw what looked like a bomb sitting in the center.

"Get away from that!" yelled Morris.

The Student Action chair looked at Morris and said, "You have ruined this campus forever. We were the good guys, you were the bad guys."

Morris responded, "You were the ones that took advantage of naive students to pad your resumes! You guys have raised fees without any concern for students!'

"That's not true!" yelled the Student Action chair, "We have only cared about Students! But if they don't care about us, why should we care about them?"

"What are you going to do?" asked Morris.

"This bomb is a nuclear weapon," said the chair. "It had enough power to destroy the entire University and the entire city of Berkeley!"

Morris panicked. "Get away from the weapon!"

"No!" said the chair as she rushed to detonate the device.

Morris quickly reacted and shot the Student Action chair in the chest. She slumped to the floor.

Morris quickly ran out of the building and called SQUELCH! to tell them about the nuclear weapon.

"Oh my god," said O'Connor, "Would they really have detonated that?"

"I think so," said Morris.

Andy Morris walked back to SQUELCH! headquarters needing to sleep but comforted in the fact he had done a job well done.

Below Sproul the Student Action chair stood up. She removed her bullet proof vest and walked over to the weapon.

"Goodbye Berkeley, if you don't feel you need people like me, you don't deserve to be here anymore!" She took a deep breath and pushed the detonator.

Andy Morris saw a huge flash of light and felt heat rushing towards him. He realized what had happened. In the seconds before he was obliterated, he thought to himself, "I knew it would happen eventually. The ASUC election have destroyed Berkeley once and for all."

Within seconds, the beautiful city of Berkeley and the proud University were no more.

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